You have GOT to be kidding me.

They talk about this thing called "mommy brain". It's like the excuse that always fits no matter the situation. "Sorry I didn't put the gas in the car, I have mommy brain. " Or "sorry I didn't call you back, I have mommy brain". Or "sorry if I've grossly offended you. I have mommy brain". It's the perfect excuse that no one can contend with. Kind of like in high school when you conveniently had your period everytime you got into trouble.

But yesterday I really had mommy brain. I was in such a funk. I could hardly finish a sentence, I was dazed. I was extremely overprotective of Ellie since yesterday's blog sesh. I had no sense of humor. I was just kind of numb, going through the motions but not feeling very much. I was in such a funk in fact, that as I was getting my moisturizer out of the medicine cabinet like I do every morning, it slipped and fell from my fingers. It slipped into the sink and this is what happened:

I broke the friggen sink. Our only bathroom sink. And so now we can't use any water in the bathroom until this little problem gets fixed. And Mike and I are about to learn how to remove and replace a sink. Lucky us.
Damn mommy brain.